why tayshia's order might be a dealbreaker
Bagels made a surprise appearance on S16 E11 of the Bachelorette!
Tayshia and the four remaining men have “hometown” dates at the resort.
Zac says he is from New York:
Not sure how Haddonfield, NJ is considered “New York”:
But it’s reality TV, so we’re willing to suspend disbelief.
Zac and Tayshia hop into a yellow taxi. Where is the first stop?
BAGELS!!!
Brilliant move by Zac. There is no better way to get a gorgeous girl to fall in love with you than with bagels.
Time to check out the spreads:
Wait a second…
Is that…asparagus?
And are those…gummy bears?? And sour gummy worms???
What in the actual fuck, Bachelorette producers!?
Surely the options at La Quinta are limited, but these are an affront to bagel-lovers everywhere.
Tayshia tells Zac she’s going for a bagel with plain cream cheese and blueberries.
Zac reacts as any New Yorker would:
We all know what Zac’s thinking here. That’s the: “Are you fucking kidding me?” look
To Zac’s credit, he says as much, telling Tayshia “I don’t know if I can trust a girl that eats blueberry on their cream cheese bagel.”
Major kudos to Zac for calling Tayshia out, and honestly, huge red flag from Tayshia. This interaction alone might be a dealbreaker…
Nonetheless, this portion of the date ends with a crunchy bite, and the two love-birds continue on:
Someday, we’ll produce a spinoff called The Bagelorette
In the meantime, we’ll keep you updated if bagels make any more appearances on the normal show.
